please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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