I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
as a side note pls kill me
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