I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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