Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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