I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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