you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
No subtext here. People are naked.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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