She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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