would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Found your dick twin last night
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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