You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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