She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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