Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
