Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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