Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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