Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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