i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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