problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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