how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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