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(901): View more from Tennessee

great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.

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(740): View more from Ohio

ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.

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(314): View more from Missouri

In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too

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(305): View more from Florida

Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.

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(626): View more from California

There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.

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(707): View more from California

I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key

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(747): View more from California

I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you

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(315): View more from New York

Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.

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