its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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