we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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