Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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