it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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