So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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