if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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