I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You've changed since you got that strap on
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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