end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
