I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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