You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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