Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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