ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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