He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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