it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
we're chasing vodka with high fives
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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