i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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