No stitches, just platelets and will power
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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