what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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