i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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