Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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