I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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