just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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