Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
