when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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