I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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