Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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