so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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