Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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