They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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