Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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