It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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