u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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