He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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