I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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