Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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