Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
