Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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