you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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